the awesomest person in the universe for sure! she might be a girl but her shlong is literally a third leg. she's obsessed with music and has great NOT TIKTOK MUSIC taste. if u know a rediet, ur lucky as hell because she's hot and sexy and HILARIOUSSSSS. rediet's are the goats ong
"Who's that inrecdibly sexy girl?"
"It's obviously a Rediet, no one can be that sexy and NOT be a rediet, you feel me?"
"It's obviously a Rediet, no one can be that sexy and NOT be a rediet, you feel me?"
by grahgrahgrah February 16, 2025
Get the Rediet mug.A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.
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Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
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Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.
Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.
Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010
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Get the Smooshy redie mug.When you're in a conversation and can't think of a word for something and struggle to find the right word or words, and your brain keeps coming up with the wrong words, just roll with it!
The Lexical-Redirect is, in the spirit of Cunningham's Law, the art of intentionally uttering the wrong word, knowing that simply by doing so, your brain will correct itself and think of the right word.
The Lexical-Redirect is, in the spirit of Cunningham's Law, the art of intentionally uttering the wrong word, knowing that simply by doing so, your brain will correct itself and think of the right word.
To another family member - "Hey, we're almost out of.. toothpick-earwigs... because, apparently Q-tips don't exist according to my brain."
Family member - "Nice Lexical-Redirect, I was scared for a moment that we had earwigs on toothpicks somewhere in our house."
Family member - "Nice Lexical-Redirect, I was scared for a moment that we had earwigs on toothpicks somewhere in our house."
by that dude with the hair March 5, 2024
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Get the Semantic redirector mug.When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.
Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum
by theFANUM February 17, 2021
Get the The Old RediRectum mug.The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
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