turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

nancy rant

To talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner much like Nancy Grace in her tv show when she talks about a case
like Casey Anthony.

The lady was so mad that she went on a Nancy rant.

by pinkymona July 18, 2011

molly rant

A long-winded, non-stop, fuming rant about something, often specifically relating to technology.

Wow. She totally went on a molly rant about that new cell phone price cut.

by Tommy V October 18, 2007

Rant Friend

The friend that you can tell any shit and they'll just listen, give feedback, and relate

"You are my rant friend." I said

by Bossanator1536 June 12, 2018

Girly Rant

A rant of epic proportions specifically about a girls new crush. Is only really accepted by girls.

Susan: Will you pardon me, I really have to girly rant.
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!

by Katie E November 7, 2007

hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020

Solid rant

Passionately speaking on and on and on about something. With facts and examples to back your statements.

I would give you an example but that would take forever and the character count would need to be extended for a proper solid rant

by Kat a tonic June 9, 2018