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religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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religious fanatic

Someone who takes a perfectly good creed and assumes that because they pretend to follow it, they are allowed to do anything they want even if they don't really follow the creed at all. Usually insisting that if others do not follow their ways, they will be damned.
During the middle ages, Christian religious fanatics entered the Middle East to aide the Bysantine Empire, and were often slaughtered.

Today, religious fanatics in Iraq bombed the US embassy. Four were killed, five-hundred twelve were wounded.
by Introbulus January 21, 2005
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Religious trauma

A term used by people who have been treated awfully by religious people. Often times, the religious person is a guardian or someone close to you, but can also just be random religious people.
“No, I don’t hate religious people, I just hate the stupid ones. I have religious trauma, you can’t blame me.”
by Beezee01 February 13, 2022
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radilicious

the act of being rad
being cool in an extreme way.
Person 1: "dude did you see that wave?"
Person 2: "ya brah, it was radilicious!"
by slyk vik January 9, 2009
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Arlicious

is the state of being fine, sexy, kool, wity, beautiful, and too damn much for you
I am feeling Arlicious!
by ArliciousGator March 18, 2010
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ravilicious

A young gentleman who is irresistibly sexy
Roshni: "wow he's so ravilicious!"
by Roshni<3sMe June 13, 2014
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Malicious Gamer

This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.

How to become a Malicious Gamer -

1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.

2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*

Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an

imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"

Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"

Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
by sapisexuality July 21, 2014
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