Raptard

Someone who can be very smart, but chooses to be dumb and make no sense when they talk.

Aldin was being a raptard today. Nobody could understand anything that was coming out of his mouth. What a raptard.

by liljoshe April 25, 2017

Ritard

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

by Henk43MPO December 1, 2010

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 11, 2008

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

by Banana Phone up the butt December 29, 2009

Rainard

A very rare Species of Ogre, commenly found in Swamps. The Rainard is a Gigantic Green monster with 3 eyes and a club. Very dangerouse. If bitten by a Rainard, contact docter inmedietly.

Jack: "Aaaaahhh!"
John: "What???"
Jack: "It's a Rainaaaard!!!! Ruuun!!!"
Rainard: "Hoooooooooo"

by Sdoggydogdog October 27, 2011

ratard

Dumping a girl that is a lot cooler and and prettier for one who is less pretty and cool.

Did you hear that nick dumped jess for that less cool and pretty girl??

Yeah what a ratard.

by Ski34 January 7, 2010

ratard

A cool person who is not a retard.

They are retards, we are ratards.

by asdfsdf January 11, 2008