R.O.F.L

boy:have you ever seen a llama on the floor doing a cartwheel while balancing three plates on his head?
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!

by jen June 16, 2006

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R.O.B

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Moooooooom, R.O.B won't stop down-tilting me!

by See but I really don't care January 7, 2021

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by evan lee February 20, 2005

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Waiters and Waitresses cannot just "clock out" at the end of a shift as many workers can. They must reconcile their financial records in order to close their business for the day, and hand in their cash and credit card receipts. The server report that the computer system generates often contains the words "ROC" or "ROC Report", which meand "Receipt of Collections. It is commonly called "ROCing out."

Hence, to "ROC out with your cock out" is to end one's shift at waiting tables to go and party. If you are lame and/or religious you might also say, "Don't forget to ROC out before you clock out."

Waiter: My side work is done, and I was cut 20 minutes ago. Do you need anything (Proper procedure for asking "can I go home?"
Shift Captain: Do you have your paperwork for me to initial?
Waiter: I'm about to run it now.
Shift Captain: Okay, R.O.C. out with your cock out and I'll see you at the party.

by Eroneous Negroneous January 22, 2010

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R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.

You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"

by tripp1009 January 27, 2014

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