A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doorway, footpath etc. When it is vomited up its all mixed together thus you now have a kerbside quiche.
Tonight, Alfred had drank so much piss, he had even eaten a whole pizza to himself. On the trip home he felt sick so we had to pull over and let poor old Alfred do a kerbside quiche.
by AshEddie February 08, 2008
by Ben Dover January 11, 2004
The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021
Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009
by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003
by sHANNONNNN August 16, 2005