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queef

n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.
She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.
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Queef

1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.
Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.
by Gagoosh March 1, 2005
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Queef

When a girl farts out her vag
Brady-"So you fucked Jessica" Kyle-"Ya but she queefed all over my rock!!!!!!"
by German5225 August 27, 2018
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Queef

A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.
Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.
by Breezi October 9, 2005
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queef

a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex
she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air
by EC August 7, 2003
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Queef

When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.
Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.
by Ricardo Montalbon November 28, 2003
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queef

a pussy fart, usually done during sexual intercourse. it can be done without sex though.
Dude, in class today i think emily had a giant queef!
by vdub May 13, 2006
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