Pornography

Sex on the internet that people watch because they're either unhappy with their sex life or they're just plain ugly and can't get any action.

Bob: Hey.
Joe: Hey man! What's up?
Bob: Nothing, I'm just watching something.
Joe: Oh...What are you watching?
Bob: I'm watching a girl get fucked in the ass.
Joe: ...You're watching pornography?
Bob: Yeah.
Joe: ...Oh...
Bob: Don't you watch it?
Joe: No. I'm happy with my sex life, and I'm not ugly.
Bob: (yells in a pissed off way)Thanks a lot man! (hangs up)
Joe: ...You're welcome...?.....He really is ugly.

by Scooby-doo! November 4, 2009

pernography

n. (pern-ah'-graf-y) Erotica involving dragons and/or dragon-riders.

"Hey did you hear Anne McCaffrey is going to be at FurryCon this year? I can't wait to go and purchase some pictures of lucious lizard lovin' for my pernography collection!"

by Nestor Makhno January 1, 2009

poonography

1. Explicit pictures, writing, or other material depicting defecation and whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal for those with a poo fetish.

2. The presentation or production of such material.

John used his webcam to create poonography by supplying a live feed of him taking a huge crap onto his keyboard in order to sexually excite his boyfriend, Tim, with whom he has a long-distance relationship.

by Professor Dumpypants March 20, 2010

purnography

Purnography or purn is the explicit depiction of josemonesq subject matter, especially with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer. It is to a certain extent similar to joserotica, which is the use of josemon-arousing imagery for mainly artistic purposes. Over the past few decades, an immense industry for the production and consumption of purnography has grown, due to emergence of the VCR, the DVD, and the Internet, as well as the emergence of social attitudes more tolerant of josemonesq portrayals. Performers in purnography are referred to as purnographic actors (or actresses), or the more commonly known title, "purn star", and are generally seen as qualitatively different from their non-purnographic counterparts.

My girlfriend and I watched some purnography to get hot and bothered. and then we had hot sex.

by Dr FISH PhD March 30, 2008

Pornography

A family friendly movie where you can watch and enjoy with your relatives and family members.

Father: "son wanna go and watch pornography"
Son: "yes dadbut only if Lana Rohades is the main character"

by Pops lary July 8, 2021

Rural Pornography

Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.

Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.

Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.

by Wazzup Yokel December 13, 2010

poornography

Grainy,lousy,pornographic video or pictures

dammit,I thought that was gonna be a hot flick judging by the cover.But,unfortunately it was just another instance of poornography

by murdox August 16, 2011