Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 11, 2019

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 30, 2020

sniffing the putter

(v.) to snort a line of cocaine off someone’s penis

Yeah dude last night was crazy, she was sniffing the putter before we even hit the club.

by jakroks January 15, 2022

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax March 14, 2017

putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022