Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth May 23, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell February 18, 2007

Reverse Putter Smith

An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.

That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.

by Plastic Icon November 4, 2020

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger August 10, 2013

Puttered out

When something is blown out and sloppy to the point of disbelief

Person 1: the fitment is so terrible we have to prefabricate everything

Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it

by Mr.slimeballT September 20, 2023

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 March 22, 2012

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 30, 2022