pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

emotional punching bag

When another person, typically the person you like, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.) and could care less about you.

This girl I liked treated me like an emotional punching bag. She always came to me when she had problems, but never really cared for me.

by therealcoolguy November 25, 2016

Poaching the King's Deer

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009

Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

by Gunner H August 26, 2006

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008