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pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs
Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.
by standupguy September 18, 2008
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Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.
Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."
by Huevon June 19, 2010
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Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only
We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009
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pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.
Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!
by sbo April 28, 2011
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pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment
pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors
by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008
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pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.
An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.
by Soupskin November 10, 2013
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pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.
I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.
by Tipsymike April 17, 2016
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