puckering out

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

by zhou sei September 15, 2016

Puckerbutting

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.

I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.

by TheLastXela April 20, 2010

Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

peckersniffer

An insult for an unhelpful or useless person.

Originates from genital-sniffing behavior common among male dogs.

I hate working with Tim. He's a total peckersniffer.

by Mistress Evil May 18, 2014

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

noah puckerman

a jock who is pretty chill and got his best friends girl knocked up

quinn: I am not keeping the baby
noah puckerman:lets name her Beth

by glee lover2020 September 17, 2020

Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013