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pterodactyl

When a male/female takes the pterodactyl position, which is butt out, head forward, arms to the side, and proceeds to give double handjobs, a blowjob, receive either anal or vaginal sex (in the case of a woman), all while screeching like a pterodactyl.
"Hey John and Bill, we are one member short of pterodactyling the shit out of that bitch."
by dinofuck867 April 5, 2010
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Wingless Pterodactyl

A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.
Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
by The Brope June 24, 2011
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pterodactyl

The act of flapping or flailing one's arms as though they're wings and shrieking like a pterodactyl (facial expressions can be added as well, if you're so inclined) during sexual intercouse..or, I suppose, in any activity...
The other night, when we were having sex, I pulled a pterodactyl, just for shits and giggles.

So, I was walking down the street the other day and this guy just did the pterodactyl out of nowhere...
by PterodactylChick November 13, 2009
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pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.
My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.
by JRock February 11, 2004
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Exactyl like Pterodactyl

Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;

A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.
"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"
by aWeThUm March 4, 2006
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Pterodactyl pussy

An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.

Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.

Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.
Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!
by Franklin69 March 7, 2022
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pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race
We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
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