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Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
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proximinity

Nobody knows what does it mean, but it can be used in any sentence.
"azt mondom az proximinity"
by imatehungary November 28, 2021
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Proximityism

#PROXIMITYISM /präkˈsimədē-izem/ —Defined as the philosophy that nearness to a minority group gives one permission to talk out the side of their face and neck.
He believed by virtue of proximityism he could avoid a beat-down when using the word he used to describe black people.
by LittleDidYouKnow February 7, 2022
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proximity focus

alternative for body doubling, this word describes the act of working/studying near a person or group of people in order to focus or be more productive.
Can you come study with me, I need a proximity focus? My mind is all over the place today!
by batty markers November 16, 2022
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prostginity

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Etymology: Blend of prostate and virginity. First attested when men realised their doctor's finger was a one-way ticket to a new kind of innocence lost.

1. a. The state of a man who has not yet sacrificed his rectal dignity by submitting to a prostate check conducted with a doctor’s lubricated finger. The retention of one's 'back-door innocence'.

1. b. By extension, the irrational, often comedic fear among men of having a physician or nurse put a glove on and perform the 'finger-up-the-bum' examination.

2. Humorous. A highly guarded or celebrated status among men who are actively avoiding the realities of aging and mandatory health screenings.
“My dad went in for his 50th birthday physical and lost his prostginity; he hasn't looked a doctor in the eye since.”

The sheer prostginity of the patient was so intense he claimed he had to immediately leave the office to retrieve his wallet, which was 'out in the car.'

“I'm pushing 60, but I still have a full head of hair and my prostginity intact. What a champion.”
by therealcrispy October 31, 2025
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dappable proximity

In the lively dance of urban greetings, where high-fives and fist bumps reign supreme, there emerges a star player: the "dap." Picture this: two pals, locked in a handshake symphony, creating a percussion masterpiece with a slap, pound, or snap that echoes through the concrete jungle.

Enter the scene-stealer - "dappable proximity." It's the Goldilocks zone of social distances, where two amigos find themselves in the sweet spot, not too close to invade personal space, and not so far that their daps turn into awkward, slow-motion misses.

This term transforms the art of handshakes into a spatial waltz, where finding that "dappable proximity" sweet spot becomes the key to unlocking a world of urban camaraderie. So, the next time you and your compadre hit that perfect distance, execute that dap with style
John and Mike were vibing so hard at the party, effortlessly hitting that dappable proximity during their epic daps, making their greetings the envy of the whole squad.
by GroovePioneer January 6, 2024
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