small craft advisory proof

A boat that is large enough to go out during a small craft advisory. Usually 35-40 feet long or bigger.

Damn we cant go out this weekend because my 18 foot Tracker is not small craft advisory proof.

by steelheader March 13, 2008

proofread

vi. or vt.
1. Something internet users in general – and multiplayer-gamers, chatroom-goers, email-senders, webboard-poster and instant-messagers in particular – lack the capacity to do (to the things they write.)

I am proofreading my report.

I dont prfread teh emials i sned so htey alwsya edn up lookign liek htis.

by Qaanol January 21, 2005

idiot proof

Something the internet isn't.

If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.

by RabarJabar August 4, 2009

Profossil

i. A really old professor.

ii. A professor that refuses to use new technology in his/her lectures.

My history prof is a profossil - he's as old as my Grandma!

Dr. Bloggins is such a profossil, he is STILL using the chalkboard and overhead projector!

by AlieBoBallie February 11, 2010

proof by indication

Falsely drawing a conclusion based on someone's speculation or conjecture.

Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.

by HistoryChannel July 16, 2013

Proof 70

The highest state of perfection a US proof coin can be in.

I just got a new twenty dollar gold coin graded Proof 70 by PCGS

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Bullet-Proof Moustache

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010