Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

porning

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

proncing

Like prancing, but only a thousand times cooler.

renmus says: lea, do you prance?
lea says: No, I pronce, its so much more hardcore!

by Miss_Moto May 26, 2005

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005