water polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.

Easy right? Lets see you try.

by GMSekulski March 20, 2005

paolo nutini

Paolo Nutini is a scottish singer who has made hits such as 'Jenny Dont Be Hasty' and 'New Shoes'.
Signed on to the Atlanta Record label, he released his first single 'These Streets' as a free download in 2006.
Now with his album 'These Streets', paolo is getting recognition for not only his voice but also his charity work. In July 2007 he was awarded The Golden St. Christopher medal for his work towards his contribution to Barga (In Italy) and its people.

Paolo Nutini is perfect:
He has an amazing voice
amazing accent
and amazing hair.
that boys a looker!

by chelseyy; January 3, 2008

Harry Pology

The study of Harry Potter

"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"

by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

Polosky

He who looks at the sky with a polo on

Look at that Polosky!

by XPoloSX April 11, 2009

paolo valisari

A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.

"Sergei: Paolo Valisari cannot sing music. Now he must face music."

by Lightning McKachow January 17, 2017

pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

by Ass master March 16, 2017

Hanis Polo

A homosexual game based on polo where the objective is to hit the opponents balls with one's stick. In this version the sticks are replaced with penii and the balls testicles. The object is similar to the hand game known as "slaps" where the object is to test your penile reflexes. Typically the winner receives a handjob from the loser. Players start in a resting position of touching the tips of their penises together, and then the game commences - a successful strike of the testicles with one's erect penis against his opponent's balls receives one point. The first to three points wins. No hands can be used during this game.

Brian expertly dodged Matt's tiny penis during a bout of Hanis Polo, and retaliated, scoring one point. Matt sobbed quietly and went to get the lotion.

by Irish Donation July 25, 2008