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oklahoma cattle prod 

When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"
Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"
oklahoma cattle prod by P3RV-E November 5, 2014

Cattle prod 

Using freaky deaky yoga techniques to hone the end of your dick on a woman's g spot. Applying pressure then makes her feel like she's being electrocuted from the inside, resulting in the most intense orgasms she's ever had.
It felt like his dick was a cattle prod
Cattle prod by G_F January 17, 2014

cattle prod 

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks
Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.
cattle prod by CJ_H September 19, 2007

Ags Prod 

An AGS prod is someone who PKs at edgeville in bh on Runescape. They can't pk for shit but think that because they kill someone with the most overpowered weapon in the game they can.
Person 1:"Oh dude that guy is such a AGS prod."
Person 2:"Who?"
Person 3:"Kenste."
Ags Prod by iVU June 15, 2010

cattle prod 

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.
Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.
cattle prod by shpecky4 October 25, 2009

cattle prod 

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!
After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore
cattle prod by Dr.Biggs February 4, 2004