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snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.
dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.
by McCloud! April 1, 2010
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progressive

The difference between liberals and progressives is the difference between thought and action.

Aware, consienctous, flexible, realistic;
Promoters of Harm Reduction.
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era?

Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Outreach Worker:What do you think?
by Lord Pandiora November 4, 2006
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Progressive Grunge

A sub-genre of grunge which incorporates both the loud, dirty guitar sounds and simple riffs of the grunge movement with such progressive rock techniques as frequent time signature changes and parts of songs written in 'modes' instead of keys.

It is significantly different from the original grunge movement, in the sense that the pop hooks have been replaced with alternative-pop hooks.

Like Grunge, progressive grunge is considered an underground movement which has recently had a global rise in popularity. Particularly in The US, Australia and Europe.

Unlike Post-Grunge which was condemned by Grunge fans world-wide, progressive grunge has been welcomed whole-heartedly by the flannel wearing community.
The following bands identify as being of progressive grunge...

Australia -

Inca (Brisbane, Aus)
Burning Mirrors (Brisbane, Aus)
Sonic Porno (Brisbane, Aus)

United States -

Metamorphis Charm (Seattle, US)

Europe/UK -

Sjael (Copenhagen, DK)
by James Ablett June 12, 2008
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Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.
Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."
by Ghodith September 7, 2010
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Progressive Metal

A form of music that takes a very intelligent person to comprehend and appreciate.
The intelligence is usually shown by the fact that the people that like prog metal can actually spell Dream Theater's name right, as opposed to the people who hate on prog/Dream Theater
Tard: "Dream TheatRE and every other progressive metal band suck!!!!!"

Me: "It's spelled Theater you fucking idiot, go wank to some gay Green Day shit."
by BlackwaterPark June 10, 2010
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Enemy of Progress

Often abbreviated to EOP. Someone who hinders progress or positive situations.
John walks past as Lisa is taking a picture of something.

Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".
by vraidiscours May 14, 2014
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Progress Barf

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.
Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"
by The Beezle October 13, 2011
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