metamorphis

to morph into anything you want in order to reach a certain outcome or destination.

Friend: "Dudebro, plane tickets are so expensive, I wish I could just teleport to Africa."
Me: "Brah, just metamorphis into chloroxide and ship yourself there!"
Friend: "You're a genius dude." *continues to metamorphis*

by shitneyjewston February 20, 2015