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Procrastinating 

What you and me are doing right now.
I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.
Procrastinating by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

procrastinate 

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

procrastination 

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

Procrastination Nation 

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.
Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

procrastination 

Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
procrastination by ronker November 21, 2003

procrastibate 

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
procrastibate by raichupal November 21, 2010