probaetion

Pro-bae-tion is when your significant other prevents you from getting too fucked up.

Jaime: You tryna kilo this bottle with me, vro??

Alan: Nah, my girl’s had me on probaetion ever since I threw up in my car the other week.

Jaime: oof

by flavortown April 9, 2020

probaition

A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.

Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Probation

The act of getting something shoved up your asshole.

- Hey, did you hear Leo got probed?
-what! He’s on probation?

by Mesanen Abdllh September 1, 2022

Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023

Probation

When a person has excelled to standard of excellence in the art master baiting to a degree that is far beyond the average standard of excellence amongst the majority.

Paco's hard efforts and dedication have finally paid off, he's gone probation.

by Shage VanDyk July 26, 2025

Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012

social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.

All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.

by northtacoma December 22, 2014