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Primo Shock

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...
by Reptilian December 4, 2009
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primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.
The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.
by Jenna333 August 8, 2006
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pleb el primo

/el-prEEmo/

A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.
You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!
by Kendal Boy March 9, 2008
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Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.
Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.
by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008
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Primo

PRIMO- The best their ever was!!!!!!!
by PRIMO PAPI August 2, 2022
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Primo

When a skateboard flips or turn only half way, only to end up landing on its side.
Trick so difficult I landed primo about 10 times already.
by JJ_0802 September 9, 2025
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Primo

A man who puts others in trouble. He can sometimes be a complain box.people with the name primo are very dangerous, they are short tempered and like to have fights often. They frequently get crush on people. They never accept that they have crush on someone instead they say he/she is my brother/sister. They are usually absent minded
Primo has a crush on selena
by Hansid November 24, 2021
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