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Preteen

Girls who ansewer the phone like this:
Caller:Is your mother home?
preteen:nooooooo,can I take a message?
caller:uch ica loco
preteen:oooohhhh, no oblis espenol'a
Preteen:can I get your name?
Caller: joe Nokotes
Preteen:is that with a C or a K?

They also babysit
and are teachers pet
by mike mcloor September 26, 2006
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preteen

a prepubescent child who thinks sex is cool and never uses a condom
the primary carriers for AIDS, chlamydia and...every other std.
a fucking idiot
the reason facebook, twitter and all other social networks all end up failing
dumb bitches who think mirror pics are cool
I deleted my Facebook because preteens keep playing fucking dumb ass games on it
by FuandUrlife May 18, 2011
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pretenshun

The feeling a man gets when he pops the question to that special someone, and is afraid of being shunned.
Sally could sense the pretenshun on dear Alexander's face as he waited:looking deep into her eyes;for her reply.
by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008
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Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."
Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.
by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013
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Preteen

A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them
Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything
by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019
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Preteenophobia

Someone that has trouble with dating kids over 12. preteenophobes are usually teenagers that reside within the same school as the victom and stalk them aggressively. also people named Noah
Noah has preteenophobia!
by Noah statt January 25, 2022
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Pretensivist

A hospitalist who pretends to be, or thinks he/she is an intensivist.
A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.

That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.

The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.
by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022
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