pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

Pandemic Special

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.

That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special

by rock17 September 30, 2020

Pandemicologist

An individual who believes they are an expert when its comes to pandemics despite no formal qualifications, claiming to have all the up-to-date advice, statistics and attempts to persuade others to follow their instructions.

Mr X thinks he's a pandemicologist, forcing us to follow his draconian laws despite not having any health knowledge or public health qualifications.

by JA7 January 23, 2023

pandemic project

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021