The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
by ConnMan2411 December 2, 2010
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Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.
The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
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Get the Pregnancy Bible mug.Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
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"Wow Jill, you look great! How is your pregnancy going"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"
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by Levanie November 24, 2011
Get the Pregnancy mug.When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.
Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
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Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?
(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?
(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
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