Pornament

An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".

Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.

(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.

(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".

by Nick Vino December 24, 2008

poonami

(noun, verb)Accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually associated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.

"Dude, while I was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. I had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower."

by Edward Cafeto April 26, 2006

pornamental

A person with little value beyond attractiveness.

The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.

by eleanorofa April 6, 2010

sarah poonam

always and the only true beauty of all beauty, even when she declines me.

person 1: "i want a diamond"

person 2: "erm sarah poonam isnt cheap, shes rare"

by nonstopstalker February 2, 2021

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

hype-o-potamus

When a person reaches the maximum level of hype and cannot stop themselves from hyping everything up. Once at this level the person may not even know they are hyping so much.

Man, that shit is super hyped up. Look at that guy, he's a fucking hype-o-potamus!

by Eddie Irvine - AKA EdthePimp June 25, 2009

Putnam

An annoying kid usually found in the back of an English class. He exists primarily to "attempt" to make friends and give EVERYONE he sees gum. This may not always be the case, but most Putnam's are so. Putnam's usually wear expensive clothing and can usually found browsing Hollister, or American Eagle for the newest "trend" for them to set, yet no one really even likes it on him, because yes, he is a Putnam. Putnam's preferably have EXCRUCIATINGLY high pitched voices that can't be heard by the human ear. A translator is usually summoned when a Putnam is talking to the surrounding classmates. Therefore being a Putnam is NOT a desirable trait, and is commonly avoided.

Man that guy back there seems a bit like a Putnam...What is he even SAYING?!?!

by SoItSeems January 30, 2009