postmodernism

Imagine that on everyone's hand there is a penis and a vagina. Now imagine what it would be like to shake hands with someone.

Fred: Hi, I'm Fred Derkowitz, nice to meet you.
Bob: Hi Fred I'm Bob. Oh God.
Fred: That feels amazing.
Bob: L’important, c’est que le sexe n’ait pas été seulement affaire de sensation et de plaisir, de loi ou d’interdiction, mais aussi de vrai et de faux. Postmodernism booyakasha.

by Josh12345 May 29, 2007

postbonoculus

A retard or a really spasticated person

Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus

by Scemzy March 28, 2019

postpose

Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.

Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.

I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.

by The Eighth Empire February 22, 2008

Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

PostDocalypse

The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit

“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”

— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out

by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019

postrophuh

A word Corey Taylor (lead singer of Slipknot) said once

Corey is wacky and said POStrophuh

by Nifference Bigust February 16, 2021

Postpone YIG Depression

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

by dama21 August 12, 2012