Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

by СукаБлять June 16, 2018

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

original poster

The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.

By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.

by Ant90 March 24, 2020

posted in the cut

To stand in an outdoor area near a cut through or passage around a fence, building, or other physical barrier for the purpose of selling recreational pharmaceuticals. Standing posted in the cut enables the entrepeneur selling said recreational pharmaceuticals to quickly escape if law enforcement approaches as the law enforcement officers' vehicles will hindered by the barrier

Tyrone: Yo, whassup?
Jamal: Nothin' man. Just posted in the cut trying to make some dollar bills, yo.
Tyrone: You better watch out man, I just saw some undercovers around the way.
Jamal: Thanks, Dawg.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

Pottles Bottles

(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!

1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!

by Poppy Pottles April 30, 2013

first poster

A person whose main goal in life is to post first on an internet video, picture, or anything else that allows comments. Usually this person will simply post "First!" or something along those lines rather than making an insightful or meaningful comment. First posters, while they themselves often believe that they are serving a valuable purpose and/or accomplishing something by being first, are generally disrespected by much of the rest of the online community.

First poster #1: "I was the first to post on a Failblog picture on March 17, 2008. It ended up getting 946 comments."
Neil Armstrong: "Wow, that's really impressive. I was the first person to walk on the moon."
Babe Ruth: "I was the first player to hit 60 home runs in a season AND the first to hit 700 career home runs!"
Albert Einstein: "Well I was the first to prove the relationship between mass and energy as well as many other fundamental principles of the universe that had puzzled scientists since the beginning of time."
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I was the first to climb Mt. Everest."
First poster #1: "What did you do up there?"
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I put up a sign that said 'First!!!' and got my ass back down that mountain. It was freezing up there, dude!"
God: "Well I was the first to create, well, you know, everything in the entire universe."
First poster #2: "Sweet man, congrats. I was the first to comment on that YouTube video of the news anchor accidentally saying 'blow job' on live TV."
Neil Armstrong: "LOL! That video was classic! Epic fail!"
Other commenter: "Shut up, all of you!!! Nobody cares if you're first! Get a life!"

by Nicholas D July 27, 2009

poster

A phrase usually stated during a basketball game in which one player embarasses another player by either vigorously blocking his/her shot or emphatically dunking over someone

(after somebody dunks over Kwame Brown)
Marv Albert: And (insert player name) puts Kwame Brown on the poster.

or simply

(in a mournful voice)
(player name)...........welcome to the poster

by Russell Baker May 27, 2008