Positive

A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Some Random Hot Sexy Guy October 7, 2008

positions

"positions" can refer to the single or the album by American singer/songwriter Ariana Grande.

"positions" is the lead single off of her sixth studio album with the same name. The album is said to be very sexual and very intimate.

Have you listened to "positions" by Ariana Grande?

by JayKennyFan October 27, 2020

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

positivifying

A term for when a person who is going through an extreme hard time decides to be totally positive about the situation despite everything & never gives up believing in the truth.

Dave was positivifying again that what his ex was putting him through would turn out right & that she would be proved to be a liar & in the wrong instead.

by #NicePerson June 2, 2020

positive vibes

When you feel so good and everything is goin good

I got some positive vibes right now. I feel so good like I am on drugs or something

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

Body Positive

Fat.

"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
Healthy at Every Size Who are you kidding obese

by The Drifter Elias Sampson January 25, 2018