Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 December 9, 2008

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang

"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives

by megatomm December 24, 2008

poon rocks

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.

While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"

by Flama blanca November 24, 2010

Looney Poon

When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho.

"Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"

by BrEagle August 2, 2009

Poon-a-rang

A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.

Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.

Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.

by theedingo November 9, 2010

poolp

Response to something ridiculous, or perhaps embarassing.

Can be a way of saying "I'll never do that", or "that sounds stupid."

Can also be used as an expression of surprise or to break a moment of silence.

Best used on the spur of the moment, when it feels necessary.

"Hey, let's go watch 'Adventure of the Action Hunters'"

"Poolp!"

by Scott. February 1, 2005