t-pon

Short for tampon, a person that sucks ass and is being lame or going big baby. The more current form of douchebag or d-bag.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds like it might be too much for me to handle."
"Shut the fuck up and stop being a T-pon! It's 2008, go big or go home!"

by NateFYeah May 1, 2008

MAN-pon

To insert a towel or wash rag of some sort in ones rectal cheeks to prevent a shart and/or liquidy number 2's

One is out all night drinking and partying and has visited the bathroom more then once experiencing explosive diarea, thats when a MAN-pon comes in handy.. it is keeping it from leakage.

by Mr.Fantastic- March 25, 2008

Lele Pons

Lele Pons is a person that isnt funny

Homosapien #1: dude lele pons is not funny Homosapien #2: yeah man yelling isnt comedy, she's a whore

by UJujjuuffggf THhhhddff November 2, 2019

Pon and Zi

Emo pop art created by Azuzephre. They are the definition of cuteness and are madly in love with each other. They come in two colours: yellow and blue

"omgsh have u heard of Pon and Zi!?"
"uhh wat?"
"google it. . .theyz so cuuute XD"

by sexi bum April 3, 2009

Man-pon

Toilet paper or fabric convicts shove up their asshole to prevent leakage (blood, semen, feces) after being anally raped.

Inmate 1: Yo Dawg, N'DeShawn done use Kee Kee's durag as a man-pon!
Inmate 2: I know, Kee Kee fixin' to get dat mothafucka iced.

by Moulsecombe January 6, 2020

Pon and Zi

Cute little creatures who have a bunch of quotes about love.

some Pon and Zi quotes~

Even heaven is hell without you

I can't sleep cuz my pillow is too wet

no matter how much i practice, i can't make drawings of you pretty enough

by love mischief~ April 1, 2009

pon road

Emerged from UK slang, its original definition meant to be on the road, in the streets but has evolved into usage such as being constantly on the move, grinding and working.

Can't make it today for that appointment, bro. Mans pon road

by ponroad February 13, 2018