ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation

Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.

by Templaris October 09, 2022

Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

by LAMBBBB October 12, 2023

Ponder

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.

My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.

by Darkness 504 for life July 15, 2022

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond

She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder

by ojdav August 31, 2017

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 30, 2024

porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 09, 2021