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Pokey

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
by PokeyMan October 30, 2009
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Posey Rims

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.
*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!
by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012
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Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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pogayto

a potato that is gay
"that fat kid is such a pogayto"
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Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much
losers always have huge popeye arms
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Tyler Posey

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!! star of the mtv series "Teen Wolf", nice body, gorgeous face, and a mystery man. Tyler Posey needs to marry me!!
did you see that guy? he was ripped!
i know, dude. hes like Tyler Posey!
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