Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.

Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.

by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013

Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

by leht November 10, 2019

plaid people

People who don't realize wearing plaid as formal wear is unacceptable.
People who live and die in rural states.

Ocean City Maryland is where plaid people go to vacation.

by PorkNPussy June 8, 2017

Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

by sooreal March 22, 2013

plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*

Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt

by loggernamy August 6, 2021

red plaid shirt

Jonny RaZeR

Jonny has a red plaid shirt, no fucking way!!!

by cheesecube November 28, 2023

Plaid sweatpants

Someone who thinks they have a big weenier

Look at that guys nonexistent bulge! Oh… should’ve guessed, he’s wearing plaid sweatpants.

by Candyapple September 3, 2022