pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 11, 2014

Pissfeet

An individual who walks around without any shoes on in inappropriate places, such as communal toilets

My boss is a real pissfeet

by drizzle0 May 9, 2014

pissella / isela

an amazing cousin .

she has helped me a lot and i can’t thank her enough, get yourself a pissella , you won’t regret it

reg: have you heard about the pissella / isela product?

bonbon(me): omg yes !! i have one has my cousin!

by bonbon<3 June 28, 2021

Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.

It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.

by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010

Rub Pissers

To have sex

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...

by Oaksey January 25, 2011

Get Pissed

Phrase used to taunt someone who is getting excessively agitated over an annoyance which can be legitimately real or not, but is usually much more minor than their reaction calls for.

Statement: "Asshole, if you tap your fingers on the poker table it counts as a check. You don't get to bet this round."

Response: "Get Pissed, Dan."

by Bobby McC March 20, 2008

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006