Pizza

A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.

Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.

by A Human Male August 4, 2018

Pizza

A revelation, a manifestation of the most delicous combo in the world cheese, sauce and bread. What more could you need

pizza itself is a sentence

by Sir_sahab_jee March 28, 2015

wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

Pizzacalla

pretty much means the person is awesome.
They are sex.
This person is amazing once you know them, and probably even if you don't, you still know they are amazingly awesome.

NOT a nincompoop.

Girl 1(to friend): "OMG, pizzacalla at 2 o'clock!"
Girl 2: "Shhh, he's looking at us!"

by Penelope Cantalope April 4, 2009

Pizza_Porn

A word used to scale your fetish for pizza. Derived from the ifunny user: Pizza_Porn. A user that posts nothing but pizza-tagged images for the ifunny community. His profile blew up when he hit top comment on a set of features. He gained over 2,000 subs in only an hour and became the 'godfather' of pizza. This word can now be used to scale your sexual feelings for pizza.

Like pizza_porn, I would kill to stuff that crust.

by GrootLoops September 25, 2014

Pizzanar

A generally dull seminar in which students and faculty solely attend for the provided pizza.

I hope they have vegetarian options at the next pizzanar.

I haven't even brought lunch with all the pizzanars going on this week.

by secretindian July 23, 2015

Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015