plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

plucking

where you yeet youyr ball hair off of your sack

i am plucking my dog

by dragon geraldy April 30, 2025

Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.

That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!

by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010

corn plucking

A corn cernal that is removed from a erected peni after butt sex has occured if still confused look to the definition of tomato skinning

You can tell he and his boi friend are corn pluckers.

Dude bro last night we had a hell of a time corn plucking

by Mr. pluckins May 10, 2017

Hockey pucking

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.

Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017

fanny pucking

being annoying while gooning

man, when we were gooning, john was totally fanny pucking!

by kinesis the "fanpucker" March 7, 2026

Clam plucking

The act of picking or strumming a vagina ...usually your own

She was laying there spread eagle clam plucking right

by Billiardchick84 January 1, 2026