dirty paiton

when your girl wants to fuck while watching death note

dude i asked if she watches anime and she wanted to pull a dirty paiton

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

Paiton

Paiton is a smart loving person, he is kind, and knows his worth. Whenever you're down, he's always there to pick you back up. He never gives up, until it's right. There will be a time, where you don't want to lose him, when you get to know him. He can be goofy, yet mature. But you got to love him for it. He's trustworthy, and never lets anyone be so alone.💕

Me: I'm sad
Paiton: talk to me about it, I'm here for you

by Extralovehomies April 21, 2020

philoslut

a woman of questionable moral integrity who spends copious amounts of time associating with male philosophers, in hopes of seducing them.

philosopher: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

philoslut: the way you talk invigorates me sexually.

by repstu January 8, 2011

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

philogynist

A lover or friend of women; one who esteems woman as the higher type of humanity, -- opposed to misogynist.

That guy loves women too much. He's a true philogynist.

by rolandog October 16, 2006

Philoserism

Philoserism is a no class statement made usually by some trailer park trash who worships Robert Downey Jr.'s role as a dick sucker for his drug addiction in the movie, 'Less Than Zero.' The statements made have no value, purpose, depth, morals, and are as shallow as the trailer mouse who blurped it out. Philoserisms come from people who are as tall as Joe Dirt with a womens shoe size IQ to boot. If the philoser has any life goals, it probably invovles your wife.

Trailer Mater Philoserism:'I boned your wife!'

Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'

Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?

by tmntblankets April 9, 2010

Paiton

Hot and saucy

Paiton is hot and saucy

by Haga October 3, 2016