an awesome country
it is in asia
you can buy pirated dvd's and video games from there months before they come out in north america, alot cheaper if you use american dollars
it is in asia
you can buy pirated dvd's and video games from there months before they come out in north america, alot cheaper if you use american dollars
person 1: i cant wait till that video game comes out in november
person 2: just go to the philippines, they will already have it
person 2: just go to the philippines, they will already have it
by 123321wagfpkwr May 12, 2007
Get the philippines mug.Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.
guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
by Gereniuk February 10, 2010
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A girl who is tired of searching up her name and only seeing results for the country. She is amazing and beautiful!! SHE IS TIRED OF BEING NICKNAMED PHILADELPHIA
Boy1: damn who dat... shes cool
Boy2: thats Philippine, dont make fun of her name tho she’ll unleash her inner demon
Boy2: thats Philippine, dont make fun of her name tho she’ll unleash her inner demon
by Bingbingbong11 June 10, 2020
Get the Philippine mug.A beautiful country southeast of China. It's a melting pot of western and eastern cultures. Although many people hate on the Philippines, that's unjustified becuase they're just there to look around. you have to live there to know the def. Filipinos (it's spelled with an F) are very religious, respectful, humble and hospitable people. WE are very classy and have great success when brought into the world stage. Big things that came out of the Philippines:
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
tourist: I think western countries should envy the Philippines...it's a friggin paradise for intelectuals and beauties!
by simsbury7193 May 8, 2009
Get the Philippines mug.1) An individual who has the distinct physical features of a Filipino but does not incorporate the Filipino culture into one's personality.
2) It is also when someone of a different nationality does not know that a person from the Philippines is called a Filipino and tends to call them "Philipians"
2) It is also when someone of a different nationality does not know that a person from the Philippines is called a Filipino and tends to call them "Philipians"
"yea im filo but i cant speak tagalog"
"its cause you're not a filo, you're philipian"
"hey are you philipian?"
"what? you mean filipino?"
"oh yea sorry i thought it was philipian"
"its cause you're not a filo, you're philipian"
"hey are you philipian?"
"what? you mean filipino?"
"oh yea sorry i thought it was philipian"
by bluebirdingoldencage November 21, 2009
Get the Philipian mug.negative side:
a country where the media particularly the abs-cbn network is more powerful than the PNP(philippine national police). It is a country where people don't give a fuck about what the cops says, and if the cops do they job, people will either cry their ass out asking mercy from the public or shouting "youre volating my human rights!!" It is also a very corrupted country and some people here are very lazy and blames everything on the president if their life is severely fucked up.
positive side:
awesome beaches(ex. boracay, cebu, etc), beautiful babes or bebots, nightlife, etc.
a country where the media particularly the abs-cbn network is more powerful than the PNP(philippine national police). It is a country where people don't give a fuck about what the cops says, and if the cops do they job, people will either cry their ass out asking mercy from the public or shouting "youre volating my human rights!!" It is also a very corrupted country and some people here are very lazy and blames everything on the president if their life is severely fucked up.
positive side:
awesome beaches(ex. boracay, cebu, etc), beautiful babes or bebots, nightlife, etc.
police: would you mind to show me your id or license?
brainwashed filipino guy: why would I??? youre violating my human rights asshole!!!
me: haha welcome to the philippines!!!
brainwashed filipino guy: why would I??? youre violating my human rights asshole!!!
me: haha welcome to the philippines!!!
by robbycard April 20, 2009
Get the Philippines mug.When a man has sex with a woman doggy-style, and the girl is wearing snorkel gear, and her head is in a toliet, and the man makes a circular motion with his hips while flushing the toliet with the girl's head inside.
by MichaelmHuynh February 21, 2007
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