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Phailcakes

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.
(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.
by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009
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phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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EPIC PHAIL

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC
1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!
by Haydon March 23, 2008
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phale

Variant of fail, used in defining extreme cases of fail.
Epic phale
Tom will phale his drama exam.
by John Privé January 28, 2008
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epic phail

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.
Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."
by TonicX57 May 4, 2008
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phailed

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.
when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.
by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006
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