paily

an ugly ship that sank lower than the titantic bc Alison Lauren Dilaurentis is mista steal yo girl.

ew paily is a flop

by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017

Diaper pail

Traditionally, a container, holder, unit, receptacle, or other, specifically designed to contain used cloth diapers, until such a time that the diapers can be dealt with. Traditional diaper pails are usually cylindrical in shape, white in colour, have a removable lid, and are made out of plastic. By design, diaper pails much resemble that of a standard kitchen garbage pail, and are an absolute must have item in any household where there are babies wearing cloth diapers.

The diaper pail in the baby's bedroom contained several days worth of wet and dirty cloth diapers, rubber pants, and baby wash cloths.

After changing the baby, I opened the lid of the plastic diaper pail, and tossed the soiled diaper and rubber pants inside.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 22, 2006

phale-whale

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008

Pailio

(verb or adjective) The slang term for garbage pail. It is often used as a way to disparage someone or something.

Where the fuck did you order this food from?! It is complete pailio!

by tmor84 September 2, 2018

phailure

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

pailbat

The Pailbat is one of the weapons that the Gropagas are most often instructed to use to capture runaway prisoners. It is basically a bat with a bucket attached at the top end of it with the the handle of the bucket linked at the bat.

IT BEGINS

All who refuse to hail Inglip shall be beaten with this pailbat!

by LIMA JULIET April 3, 2011

phalange

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008