PFFFT!!

PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.

(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."

by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017

Pfffft

A word often used to show disbelief, often used as an example of 'Onomatopoeia'. Also implies 'nobody cares'.

Person: I have a pet tiger. I'm rich. I'm GAWDD DANGG AWESOME. :P oxoxoxoxx

Me: Pfffft. -.-

Person: Pah.

by Urban Me :) x March 15, 2011

Pffff

A expression used for something sounding so fake it's hard to admit you need to, "Pfffff."

Dave: "I Fucked 2 Girls Last Night!"

Cormick: "Pffff, Whatta You Talkin' About? You Mean 2 MEN!"

by diktahp January 2, 2019

Pfffsghetti

Pfffsghetti is the term used when one is served spaghettiand the noodlesaren’t cooked al denté. Rather, they are soggy and overcooked.

“This is NOT spaghetti! It’s pfffsghetti!”

by Keronica Kadwell June 1, 2018

pffttt

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

pfff!

pronounciation - pfff

1. expressed when you are thoroughly disgusted by someones actions.
2. to disagree with something or someone.

1. Sam: "I played strip poker the other night at Michelle's."
Will: "Were there guys there?"
Sam: "No... ummm... yes!"
Will: "Pfff!"

2. Laura: "Let's go to The Loft. Gecko's is shite."
Sam: "Pfff!"

by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005

pffff

Phrase used to describe the sentiment of impatience, rolling the yes and blowing air out of the mouth.

Time for another boring meeting...pffff

by Inhumanbean April 8, 2011