Peter Parker

a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child

Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.

omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?

by itslele May 13, 2022

Peter parker

I FRIGGEN LOVE HIM!!!!! He is adorable and so cute

Peter Parker is spiderman

by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

Peter Parker Syndrome

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.

Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."

by Da Halkian December 12, 2024