penis

a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin

Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!

Chick: It's about damn time...

Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!

Chick: *gag*

by MissEsquire January 31, 2010

penis

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

by thegreatcornholio September 17, 2007

penis

that thing that keeps popping up in your pants

1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis

by caelin moore December 04, 2011

penis

my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.

please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.

by rubhaley April 03, 2005

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

penis

Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

by Sute >:O April 26, 2005

penis

The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.

Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.

by Beanchan April 24, 2005