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petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
by Do Work Son April 8, 2008
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pedosexuals

a term used for people who are attracted to children. different from pedophiles because pedosexuals have never touched a child.
pedosexuals live by the code "look but don't touch"
by kaliman248 March 20, 2011
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Pedosexual

A piece of udder human garbage who likes to molest and rape children while saying they are a false and bullshit identity to hide the fact that they are pedophiles and should be put in prison.
Rob: Oh hey I am in the LGBT+ community
Jim: Oh really? What is your sexuality
Rob: I'm a pedosexual
Jim: Oh do you mean you are a piece of shit that molests kids?
by PedosexualsDeserveNoRespect September 27, 2020
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Pedosexual

An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.

A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.

Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.
Margaret always watched Junior Gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedosexual.
by Paula Deen, Ya'll! July 15, 2013
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Pedrosexual

the act of being sexual attracted to mexicans
Esessien: OH! Look at that mexican, hes sexy

Pedrophobic: AHHH! Hes a pedrosexual!
by Fajita ninja July 10, 2010
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Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
by Hlasd October 15, 2010
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Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.
Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...
by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009
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