Pearson

Has a chode

Pearson showed me his chode

by FML PEARSON September 19, 2018

Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

by Mike ox large October 10, 2020

Pearson

That dumb thing that you most likely do in school

Dude: How was the assignment on Pearson?
Me: Awful

by WorldEntertainment January 19, 2020

Pearson

Super pretty and sporty also has a fat juicy ass will easily get a boyfriend and doesn’t think before doing dumb shit!! But can be smart when she wants to be. Also super fun to be around and has crackhead energy😜😜😜

That girl over there is like a Pearson like pretty much perfect

by Dictionary truths August 07, 2020

the pearson

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.

Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.

by The Grammar master November 15, 2011