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patios

slang term for a shithole and council run
u deffo live in patios u sket
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Patio

A British sounding way used to bid someone farewell. Despite appearing professional, this phrase use is really rather common.
"alr im gonna head out"
"patio!"
by Jacob Connor September 19, 2022
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catio patio

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you
by anonymous October 20, 2022
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.
by Discopants July 14, 2022
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Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene
P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”
by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025
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