patios

slang term for a shithole and council run

u deffo live in patios u sket

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Patio

A British sounding way used to bid someone farewell. Despite appearing professional, this phrase use is really rather common.

"alr im gonna head out"
"patio!"

by Jacob Connor September 19, 2022

catio patio

Say this if you want to get punched in the face.

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you

by anonymous October 20, 2022

Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.

You need to Boss patio that bitch!

by Discopants July 14, 2022

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025