Patient

A female fuck buddy, employing that she is going for a dick appointment (sex)

Yo dude did you make Bianca your patient? She totally wants An appointment with you.

by Jack I Goff October 29, 2019

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

patiently

Masturbating excessively and sending inappropriate texts/ images / videos because you have to wait to be sexually gratified for a significant other to return

I am patiently waiting for you to come back from your trip.

by paper hats July 7, 2019

patient patent

Medical patent

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

patine

It's when an idiot is trying to spell "patience".

I don't have any patine for those people.

by likeapossum August 22, 2014

Patient 0

The Federal Bureau of Investigations nickname for Hillary Clinton

Patient 0 lost the election

by Domingoodp February 23, 2017

patient hoarding

Keeping patients coming back for as long as you can, for the rest of their lives if at all possible. The goal is to keep a steady stream of patients coming in, by keeping as many patients on your list as possible, so as to maximize your weekly income. You don't want to completely cure them, or they might decide they don't need you anymore. You just need to make them feel like they're making progress, slowly but surely.

Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.

Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.

As long as this doctor continues her practice of patient hoarding, you will have to make appointments well in advance because she will be booked solid for weeks, or even months, at a time.

by TheSageOne April 13, 2017